
AFT’s resident Clairvoyant explains how he is definitely not a virgin and how he has definitely got it on with thousands of chicks all over the world, even some in space and underwater.
And there’s totally no way he could be lying at all. So, don’t even think that for a second. (Okay, maybe he is.)



AFT’s Sniper describes the real story behind Jungle’s alien sex romp. And, yes, it involves Home Depot, a transvestite and a Bob Evans restaurant.
AFT’s Marine explains how he spent his summer and what he spent teaching the Devil Pups of San Clemente that they sure weren’t going to learn anywhere else.
AFT’s Comm Tech and Angry Ranger debate the finer points of UFO conspiracy theory, lizard people and chem trails.
AFT’s Chavez explains why UFOs, alien and space travel are no big deal. He also details his past as an intergalactic test pilot and chronic space masturbator.
Shocking secrets revealed!