AFT’s resident Clairvoyant explains how he is definitely not a virgin and how he has definitely got it on with thousands of chicks all over the world, even some in space and underwater.
And there’s totally no way he could be lying at all. So, don’t even think that for a second. (Okay, maybe he is.)
AFT’s new Fighter Pilot explains the real origin of the phrase “Danger Zone” and the story behind Kenny Loggin’s hit song.
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AFT’s new Combat Medic shares his two fool-proof cures for any battlefield malady, mishap or injury.
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AFT’s new EOD Tech talks about difficulties on the job and what it takes to be a outstanding parent.
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AFT’s Sniper describes the real story behind Jungle’s alien sex romp. And, yes, it involves Home Depot, a transvestite and a Bob Evans restaurant.
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AFT’s Marine explains how he spent his summer and what he spent teaching the Devil Pups of San Clemente that they sure weren’t going to learn anywhere else.
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AFT’s Comm Tech and Angry Ranger debate the finer points of UFO conspiracy theory, lizard people and chem trails.
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AFT’s Chavez explains why UFOs, alien and space travel are no big deal. He also details his past as an intergalactic test pilot and chronic space masturbator.
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We received this photo earlier today from an AFT fan and his buddies getting it done over in a very difficult part of the world.
Hell yeah, guys. Keep up the good work. And come home safe and soon.
We appreciate everything you do and can’t thank you enough.
Shocking secrets revealed!
Action Figure Therapy’s Jungle explains why he believes in UFOs and how aliens played a role in obtaining his “Wet Dream On Wheels” conversation van… and possibly in its disappearance as well.
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