Here’s new Action Figure Therapy video from our Krunk Communications Trooper. Apparently he’s a huge fan of the Insane Clown Posse and had his hopes and dreams crushed this weekend due to the prank Ranger played on his boss’ car/paintjob.
Poor guy joined AFT because he wanted to shoot guns and learn cool martial arts like “Krog McGraw” (we think he meant “Krav Maga”) not to spend his weekend scrubbing boners off of foreign sports cars. Continue reading
Over the weekend we asked AFT fans on our Facebook page to send in photos of themselves rocking a sweet mustache like Jungle Recon’s. We received 50 photo submissions in less than 2 hours. You guys (and girls) are the best fans in the world and a lot of you have pretty awesome mustaches as well. We appreciate so many of you joining in on something so silly and fun.
Here’s the video. Continue reading
Action Figure Therapy’s Snow Patrol Trooper has a new video out today. It’s called “Shark Week Recap.” In it he shares his thoughts on The Discovery Channel’s Shark Week and why it is his favorite week of television every year.
He also takes time to threaten white people with walking the plank and great white sharks with getting shot in… well, the place Snow usually threatens to shoot folks in. Continue reading
A few weeks back we ran a t-shirt giveaway where fans sent in pics of what they believed to be Jungle Recon’s stolen van from all over the world. We received dozens of photos and had been meaning to put them all into a photo montage video.
Well, we finally got a chance to make the video this weekend. And here it is. Continue reading
We’re happy and proud to announce that we have two new shirts available in the Action Figure Therapy online store http://shopaft.com. They feature AFT Snow Patrol Trooper and two of his signature catchphrases.
These are first of hopefully many Snow shirts to come. One features Snow and the phrase “Slide-By Harpooning.” The other features Snow his popular saying “I’ll Shoot Everyone In Here In Their Dicks.”
They’re great for job interviews, family barbecues, first dates and many other special occasions. And they’re available in 12 colors in sizes Small to 3XL. Continue reading
We got a bunch of requests for Shark Week themed AFT videos this week. And since we try to accommodate our fans as much as possible, here’s the new Jungle Recon video “Shark Week Undersea Mermaid Sexcapade.”
We should have know that if we asked Jungle about a show on the science channel that it’d quickly devolve into a discussion about chicks in tight pants, jacuzzis and his crotch. That’s just the way Jungle’s wired. Continue reading
Action Figure Therapy’s Snow Patrol Trooper returns after weeks of being missing in action. He answers a fan’s questions about his whereabouts in the past few months and threatens to shoot a bunch of his colleagues in the you-know-what. Continue reading
Here at Action Figure Therapy we really like making funny videos and funny t-shirts. We also like giving away free stuff to our super awesome fans. So, we’re doing another t-shirt giveaway.
Last week we released a new Jungle Recon “Reflective Belt” t-shirt based on our video naming all of the things that reflective belts protect against. The list includes: Continue reading
We are proud to announce that the Action Figure Therapy morale patches have arrived. The first batch is a four-pack of 2.5-inch diameter, velcro-backed patches featuring Jungle Recon and Ranger. We gathered a bunch of feedback from fans in the military and we think that everyone will be very happy with the quality and design of these patches. Thank you all for your input. Continue reading
We’re happy that everyone seemed to enjoy Snow Patrol Trooper’s return to AFT. We got a lot of funny comments about where the worst possible place for him to get deployed next could be.
We selected three of these random commenters and they will receive 5-packs of the AFT Snow Trooper “Shoot You In Your Dick” and “Pop A Harpoon In Your Ass” stickers. You can check out all of AFT’s new stickers in our online store http://shopaft.com.
Here are the winners: Continue reading