How To Cure An STD

How To Cure An STD

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Life can be a terrifying mystery at times.

But it doesn’t have to be.

In fact, as a dedicated seeker of truth and knowledge on this earthly plane, you’ve just lucked into receiving sage advice from one of the deepest and most introspective beings in all of existence.

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How To Cure An STD

How To Cure An STD

Yep, Jungle Recon is here to guide you through life’s problems and give the secrets to eternal health, happiness and contentment.

Plus, he’ll also give you advice about how to cure VD and dick warts and other gross sh*t from time to time.

Just don’t follow any of it.

How To Cure An STD

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Because, A. Jungle is not a board certified physician (by any stretch of the imagination), B. He’s probably drunk as f*ck and jacked up on half a dozen Mexican pain killers right now, and C. He really has no idea what he is talking about and just makes most of this sh*t up on the fly.

But, without further ado, here’s Jungle Recon speaking on How To Cure And STD.

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Again, do not follow any of this advice.

Head & Shoulders will not cure VD, is expensive and will only burn the crap out of your love stump if you get any down the pee hole.

And Orange Gatorade will likely make your pubes smell funny and turn them a strange color.

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How To Cure An STD

Maybe suck it up and just do see a doctor or hit up your buddy who used to be a medic.

That’s probably the safer bet.

For more wisdom from Jungle Recon please subscribe to his Ask Jungle Recon channel here on YouTube.

Thanks!

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