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Deluxe Jungle, Snow & Ranger 3-Pack (24 total files)
Price $2.99
Action Figure Therapy – Jungle Commando MP3 Ringtone Pack
Includes two variations (one with ringing sound effect, one without) of four different phrases. Eight ringtone files in mp3 format total.
Including:
“You ever shot a machine gun on peyote? It’s almost as badass as if you’d answer your goddamn phone right now!”
“Hey, dumbdick, answer your phone. It’s motherfucking majestic, man.”
“This is the best goddamn ringtone in the world. It’s like a mustache with titties.”
“Hey, dipshit, answer your phone. It might be one of them Swedish stewardess nymphomaniacs…”
Action Figure Therapy – Snow Patrol Trooper MP3 Ringtone Pack
Includes two variations (one with ringing sound effect, one without) of three different phrases. Six ringtone files in mp3 format total.
Including:
“Hey, cracker, answer your phone before I come over there and shoot you in yo’ dick!”
“What? You got your dick caught in a dreamcatcher? Answer your phone!”
“Hey, answer this phone before I slide by and pop a ‘poon up in yo’ ass!”
Action Figure Therapy – Army Ranger Trooper MP3 Ringtone Pack
Includes two variations (one with ringing sound effect, one without) of five different phrases. Ten ringtone files in mp3 format total. Including:
“Hey, hippie, answer your phone before I beat you to death with a Croc sandal!”
“What are you busy getting your dong smoked in a commode by a TGI Fridays waitress? Finish up and answer this stupid phone!”
“Hey, answer your phone before I curb stomp your dick!”
“Answer this phone before I duct tape it to a fire hydrant, incinerate it with a thermite charge and send it into the heavens on a torrent of Godzilla’s ejaculate!”
“Hey, man, if I had a phone as nice as yours I could probably afford a diamond-encrusted helicopter gunship…”