Jungleland Adult Themed Adventure Park – Action Figure Therapy

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Action Figure Therapy’s Jungle Recon walks us through some of the more popular attractions at his upcoming Jungleland Adult Themed Adventure Park including Space Mountin’, The Mexican Pee Cups, Check Out My Big Ole’ Pecker and more.

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Russia Seizes Crimea, Obama’s Big Reveal, Fred Phelps Dead, Pistorius Cries In Court, Sharks Invade Disney – Action Figure Therapy News

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Action Figure Therapy’s Angry Ranger recounts this week’s top news stories including North Korea burying prisoners alive, Obama’s March Madness bracket, Idiot military protest leader Fred Phleps is dead, Hilary Clinton’s Cold War with Putin’s Russia, Downtown Disney being over-run by sharks, that Malaysian plane nobody can find, Israel blowing the crap out of Syria and more.

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Game Of Thrones Meets AFT

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Which Game Of Thrones characters would Jungle and Ranger be?

Jungle thinks his wiener would be Tyrion Lannister. Because he says it loves the lusty wenches and always has a witty remark at the ready.

Photo by: Kyle Henson
Dumb words on photo by: AFT

New AFT Ranger “Kill It With A Hammer” & Stanley The Honey Badger “Nicotine And Hatred” Shirts

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The new AFT Ranger “Kill It With A Hammer” and Stanley The Honey Badger Shirt “Nicotine And Hatred” t-shirts have arrived.

Get yours here: http://shopaft.com

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Chinese Find Malaysian Crash Area, Obama Warns Putin Over Crimea, Police Arrest 911 Cat In Portland – Action Figure Therapy News

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Action Figure Therapy’s Angry Ranger recounts this week’s top news stories including Chinese claiming their satellite found Malaysian crash site, Sandusky’s wife claiming husband’s innocence, Obama’s stiff warning to Russia and more.

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Prostate Surgery, Angry Outbursts, Frostbitten Penis & HPV Update – Action Figure Therapy News

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Action Figure Therapy’s Medic takes over as the Health & Wellness correspondent for the AFT News team. Most of his reports this week involved genitals, butts and anger.

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Bad PT Excuses – Action Figure Therapy

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Action Figure Therapy’s Medic shares a list of things that will not get you put on profile and will not get you out of participating in PT or the upcoming company run.

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