Send An AFT Bikini Girl Video Shoutout To A Friend Or Loved One Serving Overseas

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We’re filming some sexy bikini models this week for some upcoming AFT videos. And we wanted to have them read some brief shoutouts to our fans serving away from home and/overseas from friends, family, etc.

Email us a text shoutout to your favorite guy or gal serving overseas that you’d like one of our models to read here: aftshoutouts@gmail.com

An example of a good shoutout to send:
“This is for PFC Terry Gibbons from Tulsa, Oklahoma. We miss you and can’t wait for you to come home safe. Love, Mom & Dad.”

A bad example would be:
“Word up to my man, Gib-dawg. Don’t suck a bajillion swami dicks while you’re over in the sandbox being a total homo. Cav sucks. Fuck you. Your bud, Steve-O!”

Actually, both would probably work. But please try to keep them classy if you can.

Try to include name, hometown, branch, etc. of the person receiving the shoutout as well.

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Also, keep in mind that we’ll be adding these to the end of videos for the next several months and into the end of the year. So, shoutouts for birthdays and/or anniversaries should be ones that happen in mid-August or later. Same goes for holidays (aim for Halloween, Thanksgiving and Xmas).

Yes, these instructions are kind of complicated and a pain in the ass. But we thought it was a cool thing to try and so. So, do your best.

And fuck us, swami dick sucking losers that we are.

 

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Action Figure Therapy’s Marine describes the top ten ways to celebrate the most patriotic 4th of July ever, no matter why you might be.

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Perfect Cannonball Technique – Action Figure Therapy

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Action Figure Therapy’s Jungle Recon breaks down all the elements of the perfect cannonball dive in this video instructional tutorial.

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Jungle’s Guide To Water Safety – Action Figure Therapy

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Action Figure Therapy’s Jungle Recon gives you the lowdown on water safety including life vests and specialty sunscreen tips for your tip.

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World’s Best Mugshot, Near Fatal Beaver Attack, Football Full Of Drugs – Action Figure Therapy News

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Action Figure Therapy’s Angry Ranger recounts this week’s top news stories including a giant shark heading toward Texas, the world’s most photogenic mugshot, a ghost photographed at Alcatraz, a near-deadly beaver kayak attack, the return of Oregon’s most pissed off house cat and more.

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Bad Tattoos & Battered Hookers – Action Figure Therapy

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Action Figure Therapy’s resident Creepy Commander might have just admitted to beating up street prostitutes back in his day… and in the present. Yikes!

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The Pool Party Stunt Dump Fiasco – Action Figure Therapy

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Action Figure Therapy’s Angry Ranger explains how Jungle’s patented moves for ruining any pool party in one fell swoop. Two words: Stunt Dump.

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